Dear Texas

Dear Texas,

I really wish you'd stop being a little bitch about the weather. I'm so tired of having it be 78° one day and have ice on the road the next day. You're starting to really piss me off. I mean isn't everything supposed to be better in Texas? EVERYTHING! THAT INCLUDES THE WEATHER! I mean, if you're going to make the weather shitty, at least give us some snow! Not this ice/sleet shit that you want us to imagine is snow. If you're going to take away my only day off in April, at least make it worth it! LET ME BUILD A SNOWMEN NOT A FREAKING ICEMAN!

Speaking of things that piss me off. This morning I woke up to the sound of text messages. What could they be? Oh surprise! Look what they all say "OMG NO SCHOOL!!111!!11" No shit dude? I think I got the point after the FIRST MESSAGE! Thank you for thinking of me, but seriously. It's so annoying. Plus, you already knew we had a 2 hour delay. What's the point of waking up at 6 to see if you have school when you can just wake up at like 10, since we have a half day and all, to see if we have school. Not only did you wake me up with your annoying text messages, but you're also just being an idiot.