Reasons why I hate children

1. They're annoying

2. They're stupid

3. They're needy

4. They're loud

5. They're attention whores (same as number 3 I suppose)

6. They don't listen to anything you say

7. They insist that they're right when they're wrong

8. They whine

9. They don't do anything productive

10. They're messy

11. They smell bad

12. They're always sick